Rain in Missouri

So they now have Jokes going around about us, who are living in Missouri ..... groan

  Sick Of Rain!!

     A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment.
     As he stood there he noticed that some souls were
     allowed to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven.
     Others though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning fire.

     But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would
     toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.

      After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the best of him.

      So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing. 'Excuse me,
      Prince of Darkness,' he said. 'I'm waiting in line for Judgment, but I
      couldn't help wondering. Why are you tossing those people aside instead
      of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the others?'

      'Oh those . .' Satan groaned.

      'They're all from Missouri . They're still too wet to burn.'

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